The Only Thing That Matters
Obvious
Scoring: ELO scoring is a relative skill rating system that measures a player’s performance by comparing their rating to their opponent’s. After each game, the winner gains points from the loser, with the number of points exchanged depending on the rating difference: an upset victory (lower-rated player wins) results in a larger point swing than a predictable outcome (higher-rated player wins).
Asthenia
ELO: 1963
W: 104 L: 17
Prev: 2
Feeling This
ELO: 1952
W: 84 L: 10
Prev: 4
Here's Your Letter
ELO: 1918
W: 115 L: 17
Prev: 1
Not Now
ELO: 1918
W: 98 L: 13
Prev: 5
Aliens Exist
ELO: 1897
W: 88 L: 20
Prev: 19
Adam's Song
ELO: 1896
W: 73 L: 19
Prev: 11
Dumpweed
ELO: 1886
W: 107 L: 14
Prev: 3
The Rock Show
ELO: 1884
W: 97 L: 21
Prev: 21
Stockholm Syndrome
ELO: 1878
W: 89 L: 15
Prev: 7
Violence
ELO: 1868
W: 83 L: 17
Prev: 8
Obvious
ELO: 1858
W: 94 L: 21
Prev: 6
Pathetic
ELO: 1854
W: 94 L: 18
Prev: 13
Kaleidoscope
ELO: 1845
W: 82 L: 37
Prev: 24
Dysentery Gary
ELO: 1831
W: 86 L: 17
Prev: 18
Dammit
ELO: 1828
W: 99 L: 25
Prev: 49
Anthem Part 3
ELO: 1824
W: 97 L: 21
Prev: 12
Every Time I Look for You
ELO: 1821
W: 89 L: 19
Prev: 16
Turpentine
ELO: 1815
W: 86 L: 23
Prev: 9
Wendy Clear
ELO: 1802
W: 89 L: 22
Prev: 26
Carousel
ELO: 1793
W: 84 L: 28
Prev: 45
M+M's
ELO: 1791
W: 84 L: 26
Prev: 25
I Miss You
ELO: 1789
W: 92 L: 30
Prev: 42
Dance with Me
ELO: 1788
W: 88 L: 27
Prev: 33
More Than You Know
ELO: 1783
W: 69 L: 34
Prev: 17
Another Girl, Another Planet (The Only Ones cover)
ELO: 1780
W: 81 L: 30
Prev: 15
Reckless Abandon
ELO: 1779
W: 81 L: 27
Prev: 61
One More Time
ELO: 1779
W: 63 L: 46
Prev: 39
Always
ELO: 1777
W: 108 L: 24
Prev: 20
Anthem
ELO: 1773
W: 86 L: 20
Prev: 10
I'm Lost Without You
ELO: 1771
W: 93 L: 30
Prev: 48
Stay Together for the Kids
ELO: 1769
W: 73 L: 23
Prev: 63
Roller Coaster
ELO: 1768
W: 82 L: 19
Prev: 32
Anthem Part Two
ELO: 1759
W: 71 L: 23
Prev: 53
Ghost on the Dance Floor
ELO: 1758
W: 83 L: 27
Prev: 14
What's My Age Again?
ELO: 1758
W: 79 L: 26
Prev: 38
Mutt
ELO: 1748
W: 87 L: 20
Prev: 29
Wishing Well
ELO: 1748
W: 99 L: 30
Prev: 31
Dogs Eating Dogs
ELO: 1740
W: 79 L: 29
Prev: 57
Dick Lips
ELO: 1736
W: 67 L: 25
Prev: 36
When I Was Young
ELO: 1733
W: 82 L: 30
Prev: 34
If You Never Left
ELO: 1726
W: 70 L: 32
Prev: 46
Untitled
ELO: 1722
W: 81 L: 33
Prev: 22
Man Overboard
ELO: 1721
W: 93 L: 32
Prev: 40
Heart's All Gone
ELO: 1720
W: 72 L: 38
Prev: 27
Going Away to College
ELO: 1716
W: 82 L: 25
Prev: 28
Story of a Lonely Guy
ELO: 1713
W: 92 L: 35
Prev: 85
Please Take Me Home
ELO: 1707
W: 88 L: 27
Prev: 51
Snake Charmer
ELO: 1689
W: 67 L: 32
Prev: 37
Terrified
ELO: 1686
W: 73 L: 45
Prev: 52
Enthused
ELO: 1679
W: 84 L: 37
Prev: 30
Heaven
ELO: 1675
W: 50 L: 55
Prev: 55
You Don't Know What You've Got
ELO: 1669
W: 74 L: 33
Prev: 43
Down
ELO: 1665
W: 86 L: 35
Prev: 60
First Date
ELO: 1665
W: 80 L: 31
Prev: 59
Easy Target
ELO: 1660
W: 76 L: 33
Prev: 56
Everyone Everywhere
ELO: 1659
W: 58 L: 48
Prev: 58
Peggy Sue
ELO: 1659
W: 68 L: 31
Prev: 44
Waggy
ELO: 1656
W: 93 L: 36
Prev: 41
Don't Leave Me
ELO: 1654
W: 70 L: 26
Prev: 64
Fighting the Gravity
ELO: 1649
W: 60 L: 42
Prev: 47
No Heart to Speak Of
ELO: 1649
W: 61 L: 58
Prev: 50
Wasting Time
ELO: 1647
W: 82 L: 49
Prev: 94
Up All Night
ELO: 1645
W: 66 L: 46
Prev: 35
Give Me One Good Reason
ELO: 1640
W: 75 L: 37
Prev: 98
Can't Go Back
ELO: 1640
W: 77 L: 41
Prev: 23
Black Rain
ELO: 1625
W: 45 L: 71
Prev: 71
Sometimes
ELO: 1623
W: 64 L: 52
Prev: 54
Online Songs
ELO: 1623
W: 86 L: 35
Prev: 76
After Midnight
ELO: 1621
W: 63 L: 43
Prev: 92
Voyeur
ELO: 1620
W: 66 L: 37
Prev: 91
Go
ELO: 1616
W: 67 L: 35
Prev: 74
Josie
ELO: 1614
W: 70 L: 42
Prev: 82
Bad News
ELO: 1613
W: 53 L: 44
Prev: 83
Pretty Little Girl
ELO: 1611
W: 68 L: 40
Prev: 69
The First Time
ELO: 1610
W: 62 L: 51
Prev: 77
Bored to Death
ELO: 1604
W: 71 L: 46
Prev: 104
Natives
ELO: 1599
W: 55 L: 43
Prev: 84
Lemmings
ELO: 1594
W: 66 L: 42
Prev: 72
Don\'t Tell Me It\'s Over
ELO: 1591
W: 69 L: 41
Prev: 116
Shut Up
ELO: 1589
W: 70 L: 37
Prev: 112
Apple Shampoo
ELO: 1588
W: 69 L: 41
Prev: 90
Pin the Grenade
ELO: 1587
W: 60 L: 52
Prev: 80
Boxing Day
ELO: 1587
W: 79 L: 53
Prev: 99
All the Small Things
ELO: 1586
W: 69 L: 44
Prev: 65
Blink Wave
ELO: 1583
W: 59 L: 41
Prev: 81
Touchdown Boy
ELO: 1579
W: 56 L: 42
Prev: 88
All of This
ELO: 1579
W: 68 L: 38
Prev: 62
Time to Break Up
ELO: 1567
W: 72 L: 40
Prev: 79
I Won't Be Home for Christmas
ELO: 1566
W: 63 L: 38
Prev: 93
When We Were Young
ELO: 1566
W: 70 L: 49
Prev: 95
Emo
ELO: 1564
W: 58 L: 36
Prev: 68
The Party Song
ELO: 1564
W: 72 L: 39
Prev: 66
Disaster
ELO: 1556
W: 59 L: 38
Prev: 78
21 Days
ELO: 1555
W: 60 L: 64
Prev: 70
What Went Wrong
ELO: 1548
W: 49 L: 44
Prev: 73
Toast and Bananas
ELO: 1537
W: 53 L: 67
Prev: 75
MH 4.18.2011
ELO: 1531
W: 51 L: 48
Prev: 105
San Diego
ELO: 1528
W: 46 L: 40
Prev: 97
See You
ELO: 1525
W: 58 L: 54
Prev: 123
Boring
ELO: 1522
W: 69 L: 47
Prev: 89
I'm Sorry
ELO: 1521
W: 68 L: 51
Prev: 87
A New Hope
ELO: 1519
W: 70 L: 39
Prev: 101
Family Reunion
ELO: 1516
W: 56 L: 70
Prev: 126
Childhood
ELO: 1513
W: 60 L: 53
Prev: 108
Love Is Dangerous
ELO: 1510
W: 60 L: 68
Prev: 107
No Fun
ELO: 1509
W: 57 L: 68
Prev: 106
Degenerate
ELO: 1505
W: 62 L: 56
Prev: 125
Even If She Falls
ELO: 1504
W: 70 L: 54
Prev: 138
Fell in Love
ELO: 1503
W: 54 L: 46
Prev: 111
Cynical
ELO: 1503
W: 56 L: 55
Prev: 135
This Is Home
ELO: 1493
W: 50 L: 64
Prev: 127
Strings
ELO: 1491
W: 43 L: 57
Prev: 110
All in My Head
ELO: 1488
W: 50 L: 53
Prev: 103
Los Angeles
ELO: 1487
W: 51 L: 56
Prev: 100
Cacophony
ELO: 1481
W: 49 L: 59
Prev: 102
Time
ELO: 1471
W: 50 L: 67
Prev: 96
Other Side
ELO: 1465
W: 60 L: 55
Prev: 67
Ben Wah Balls
ELO: 1458
W: 34 L: 47
Prev: 117
One Night Stand
ELO: 1453
W: 41 L: 67
Prev: 146
The Girl Next Door (Screeching Weasel cover)
ELO: 1450
W: 41 L: 58
Prev: 109
On Some Emo Shit
ELO: 1448
W: 43 L: 63
Prev: 86
Fentoozler
ELO: 1446
W: 55 L: 52
Prev: 113
Every Other Weekend
ELO: 1426
W: 49 L: 56
Prev: 133
Edging
ELO: 1423
W: 45 L: 58
Prev: 115
When You Fucked Grandpa
ELO: 1422
W: 38 L: 58
Prev: 121
Fuck Face
ELO: 1407
W: 47 L: 74
Prev: 124
Long Lost Feeling
ELO: 1406
W: 36 L: 64
Prev: 114
Fuck a Dog
ELO: 1404
W: 41 L: 69
Prev: 148
Happy Holidays, You Bastard
ELO: 1401
W: 57 L: 58
Prev: 134
Zulu
ELO: 1401
W: 36 L: 52
Prev: 147
The Only Thing That Matters
ELO: 1398
W: 38 L: 62
Prev: 118
Built This Pool
ELO: 1394
W: 37 L: 76
Prev: 141
Darkside
ELO: 1391
W: 50 L: 70
Prev: 119
Run Away
ELO: 1388
W: 37 L: 71
Prev: 152
Mother's Day
ELO: 1384
W: 33 L: 81
Prev: 158
Misery
ELO: 1382
W: 39 L: 65
Prev: 129
Depends
ELO: 1380
W: 51 L: 76
Prev: 128
Kings of the Weekend
ELO: 1377
W: 33 L: 72
Prev: 142
Blow Job
ELO: 1374
W: 42 L: 62
Prev: 140
My Pet Sally
ELO: 1372
W: 32 L: 67
Prev: 160
Remember to Forget Me
ELO: 1370
W: 34 L: 76
Prev: 150
Quarantine
ELO: 1367
W: 34 L: 70
Prev: 132
Hey I'm Sorry
ELO: 1367
W: 42 L: 75
Prev: 143
TV
ELO: 1365
W: 43 L: 60
Prev: 139
Last Train Home
ELO: 1364
W: 40 L: 74
Prev: 122
Bottom of the Ocean
ELO: 1363
W: 39 L: 77
Prev: 151
Does My Breath Smell?
ELO: 1360
W: 52 L: 75
Prev: 131
Good Old Days
ELO: 1358
W: 42 L: 77
Prev: 153
Point of View
ELO: 1358
W: 41 L: 64
Prev: 161
She's Out of Her Mind
ELO: 1352
W: 44 L: 69
Prev: 175
Romeo and Rebecca
ELO: 1350
W: 42 L: 59
Prev: 120
Blame It on My Youth
ELO: 1350
W: 29 L: 65
Prev: 163
Cut Me Off
ELO: 1346
W: 42 L: 69
Prev: 181
Take Me In
ELO: 1345
W: 34 L: 80
Prev: 192
Left Alone
ELO: 1344
W: 40 L: 79
Prev: 170
Hurt (Interlude)
ELO: 1338
W: 33 L: 86
Prev: 157
Reebok Commercial
ELO: 1335
W: 36 L: 69
Prev: 159
Rabbit Hole
ELO: 1334
W: 39 L: 64
Prev: 144
Dead Man's Curve (Jan and Dean cover)
ELO: 1328
W: 31 L: 89
Prev: 172
Ransom
ELO: 1328
W: 36 L: 62
Prev: 145
Wildfire
ELO: 1324
W: 33 L: 70
Prev: 183
Turn This Off!
ELO: 1323
W: 31 L: 68
Prev: 168
I Really Wish I Hated You
ELO: 1322
W: 36 L: 76
Prev: 162
Home Is Such a Lonely Place
ELO: 1321
W: 44 L: 65
Prev: 136
Dancing with Myself (Generation X cover)
ELO: 1321
W: 36 L: 67
Prev: 167
Don't
ELO: 1315
W: 34 L: 65
Prev: 171
Brohemian Rhapsody
ELO: 1307
W: 34 L: 72
Prev: 177
Teenage Satellites
ELO: 1302
W: 27 L: 68
Prev: 169
6/8
ELO: 1301
W: 33 L: 68
Prev: 155
Parking Lot
ELO: 1298
W: 45 L: 72
Prev: 165
Generational Divide
ELO: 1297
W: 32 L: 69
Prev: 130
Just About Done
ELO: 1294
W: 32 L: 72
Prev: 164
Happy Days
ELO: 1293
W: 36 L: 78
Prev: 156
Heart's All Gone Interlude
ELO: 1293
W: 40 L: 80
Prev: 154
California
ELO: 1287
W: 33 L: 61
Prev: 166
Life's So Boring
ELO: 1287
W: 27 L: 67
Prev: 149
The Longest Line (NOFX cover)
ELO: 1281
W: 28 L: 83
Prev: 174
The Country Song
ELO: 1280
W: 31 L: 81
Prev: 180
The Fallen Interlude
ELO: 1279
W: 34 L: 82
Prev: 137
Not Another Christmas Song
ELO: 1279
W: 35 L: 76
Prev: 173
The Start/Here We Are
ELO: 1278
W: 30 L: 71
Prev: 178
Hungover You
ELO: 1266
W: 31 L: 74
Prev: 184
Don't Mean Anything
ELO: 1260
W: 32 L: 82
Prev: 191
Bored to Death (Acoustic)
ELO: 1259
W: 27 L: 76
Prev: 188
Sober
ELO: 1256
W: 35 L: 79
Prev: 190
The Family Next Door
ELO: 1255
W: 31 L: 66
Prev: 176
No Future
ELO: 1249
W: 27 L: 86
Prev: 185
Red Skies
ELO: 1235
W: 22 L: 91
Prev: 198
Transvestite
ELO: 1214
W: 24 L: 70
Prev: 187
Good Times (Good Times theme cover)
ELO: 1209
W: 17 L: 81
Prev: 193
Falling
ELO: 1207
W: 29 L: 102
Prev: 195
P.S. I Hope You're Happy
ELO: 1205
W: 18 L: 92
Prev: 189
13 Miles
ELO: 1203
W: 30 L: 83
Prev: 179
Marlboro Man
ELO: 1159
W: 26 L: 94
Prev: 202
I Really Wish I Hated You (featuring Miley Cyrus)
ELO: 1156
W: 23 L: 88
Prev: 186
What's My Age Again?/A Milli
ELO: 1149
W: 16 L: 92
Prev: 199
Freak Scene (Dinosaur Jr. cover)
ELO: 1143
W: 15 L: 93
Prev: 204
Better Days
ELO: 1141
W: 22 L: 100
Prev: 201
Wrecked Him
ELO: 1136
W: 42 L: 87
Prev: 182
Why Are We So Broken
ELO: 1132
W: 16 L: 121
Prev: 211
Out of My Head
ELO: 1129
W: 29 L: 94
Prev: 196
Love's Not Pretty
ELO: 1119
W: 14 L: 98
Prev: 206
Same As It Ever Was
ELO: 1117
W: 14 L: 79
Prev: 194
Alone
ELO: 1117
W: 15 L: 91
Prev: 205
Can't Get You More Pregnant
ELO: 1110
W: 22 L: 89
Prev: 197
Bored To Death (Steve Aoki Remix)
ELO: 1071
W: 16 L: 103
Prev: 203
It's All Fading to Black
ELO: 1070
W: 8 L: 100
Prev: 200
Death Bed (Bonus Remix)
ELO: 1070
W: 15 L: 108
Prev: 209
Scumbag
ELO: 1052
W: 16 L: 87
Prev: 207
Nipples of Fury
ELO: 1036
W: 8 L: 87
Prev: 210
Let Me Down
ELO: 1028
W: 14 L: 99
Prev: 212
Lunch
ELO: 1028
W: 14 L: 110
Prev: 208
Rank
Entry
ELO
Last
W/L
MW/ML
Apple
#88
Time to Break Up
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
1567
79
72/40
9/9
#95
What Went Wrong
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
1548
73
49/44
7/7
#125
When You Fucked Grandpa
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
1422
121
38/58
4/6
#128
Fuck a Dog
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
1404
148
41/69
7/7
#130
Zulu
They Came to Conquer Uranus
1401
147
36/52
3/7
#135
Mother's Day
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
1384
158
33/81
7/7
#159
Dead Man's Curve (Jan and Dean cover)
Other
1328
172
31/89
4/9
#165
Dancing with Myself (Generation X cover)
Other
1321
167
36/67
6/13
#176
Life's So Boring
Other
1287
149
27/67
3/13
#181
The Start/Here We Are
Other
1278
178
30/71
5/10
#190
Good Times (Good Times theme cover)
Other
1209
193
17/81
4/10
#191
Falling
Other
1207
195
29/102
5/12
#193
13 Miles
Other
1203
179
30/83
1/14
#195
I Really Wish I Hated You (featuring Miley Cyrus)
Other
1156
186
23/88
1/13
#198
Better Days
Other
1141
201
22/100
4/15
#199
Wrecked Him
They Came to Conquer Uranus
1136
182
42/87
2/14
#202
Love's Not Pretty
Other
1119
206
14/98
2/7
#203
Same As It Ever Was
Other
1117
194
14/79
1/11
#210
Nipples of Fury
Other
1036
210
8/87
1/12
#212
Lunch
Other
1028
208
14/110
1/17