Please Take Me Home
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket · Rating 1690
All-time: 129W / 43L · This month: 0W / 0L
Live Ranking
Career Stats
Longest Win Streak
6
Longest Losing Streak
3
Current Streak
W6
Most Frequent Opponent
Quarantine
1 matchup
As Favorite
5W–1L
As Underdog
1W–2L
Biggest Upset Win
Beat Story of a Lonely Guy
as a 157-point underdog · Aug 12, 2026
Highest Rating Ever
1783
Apr 30, 2026
Lowest Rating Ever
1648
Aug 12, 2026
Highest Rank Ever
#25
Apr 30, 2026
Lowest Rank Ever
#60
Aug 12, 2026
Monthly History
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All-Time Head-to-Head
Opponent
W
L
Win %
Can't Get You More Pregnant 1
0
100%
Dancing with Myself (Generation X cover) 1
0
100%
Quarantine 1
0
100%
Not Another Christmas Song 1
0
100%
Story of a Lonely Guy 1
0
100%
The Only Thing That Matters 1
0
100%
When You Fucked Grandpa 1
0
100%
Boxing Day 0
1
0%
Wishing Well 0
1
0%
Stockholm Syndrome 0
1
0%